Monday, January 21, 2008

Something Beneath Which I Can't Control Of It - By Wyrus

The year was 2003 when he first discovered it. It was weird, sticky and kind of disgusting to him. It happens everytime he wokes up. Not everyday, about five days in a week.

Just before he went to bed, he would think of the girl in his class, Ingrid, sitting two seats away from him in his classroom. Then he closes his eyes, he dreamt of a land of buildings, fill with books, it's like a book wonderland. He loves books, especially the adult books. The first adult book which was read by Wyrus was entitled "If Tomorrow Comes" - by Sidney Sheldon. The book was introduce by his English tuition teacher. Wyrus borrow from her, when he thought it's about time he should be an adult... like his friend in New Zealand, who lose his virginity at 15. He was so jealous of him and wanted to be like him. It was as soon as he learn about sex, when he was assign by his Science teacher to make a presentation about male reproductive system to the class. And he did, done the presentation and learnt lots of things about male reproductive organ, female reproductive organ, sexual intercourse and vice versa.

He started watching those videos in August, when a friend of his showed him a video he found on the net and downloaded it into his handphone. There was a woman or a babe lying in the middle of a bed, and started to strip her clothes one by one. He started to feel his erection, as the woman in the scene took off her bras and grabbing her boobs in front of the scene. Then, it was His-Story.

That's when he went to his uncle's house, which is his closest relative, to search for 'the show' on YouTube. And YouTube had been his favorite websites eversince.

It was December 25th, Christmas Day. Wyrus went to his uncle's house again and began to watch his favorite 'shows' on YouTube, that's when he saw a new video currently being shown, he decided to give it a look at it. And again a woman was lying on a bed, showing her 'forbidden' parts. The nightmare came when a man suddenly appear in the screen, and started to 'push the woman' simultaneously. The first that came to his mind was, "That was disgusting! Stop pushing her!!!" then he turn off You Tube, and went to the bathroom, he felt like wanna vomit, but he couldn't. That's when he thought, "so, that's what they called SEX".

He stopped watching those videos from that day onwards. That night, he sleep as usual again, and he started to dream, a girl appear in his dream, in school uniform. He could recognize her, she's Ingrid. He run towards her, she told Wyrus that she was cold. That's when he brought her into a warm room (in dream, you can think of anything you want if get control of of your dream).
She stripped, showing what he had always wanted to see, her boobs. He stripped himself, hug her tightlywith thick blanket all over them. He wasn't sure he was dreaming or not, but he didn't care anymore. Now that he's with the girl he loved, the girl he cared about.

It was a short period, before he started to have the feeling. He felt that he wanted to urinate so desperately, but he think that he shouldn't do that in front of her, she might thinks that he's disgusting, and eventually leaved his.

The situation got worst, when he felt that he couldn't control his penis anymore, and so he let out. He shouted and woke up. "It was just a dream", he thought. Then he got another dense wet feeling of his underwear, and discovered that it is, WET!!!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

How I Met Your Mother - Part 1

"So, you wanna know how I met your mother?" I've beeen thinking, if I ever had a chance to tell my son or daughter how I met their mother, I will tell them the whole story, just like the recent TV series that I'm watching - How I Met Your Mother.

The year was 2002, I forgot which month, not even which day, because I thought that date wouldn't be important to me. Everyday if there is an important event going on, I would rememeber the date, before I fall asleep the day before the date. Just like the day I went to receive my certificate from the MENSA society of Malaysia, regarding my test score of the IQ test that I have, I got 168 score and was accepted by MENSA. The date was 2007... August... day... forget about it.

So I went to school like normal, attended my class, read comic books like usual, until it's recess time. It was recess time, student were not suppose to be inside their classroom, that was the principal's order. So, I still stayed inside like some of the boys and girls did. They are most probably doing their unfinished homework or the boys was just there being with their girlfriend. Despite the school rule had stated that the students should not do any 'adult' act in the school, but look at them! They are already kissing each other.

There was a knock at the door, probably a prefect was here to check the classroom, he will soon go away, the recess almost end. This prefect came to my desk and ask me to get out of the class, I turned around to look at my kissing-friends, they were gone. The moment I turned to the prefect, I just saw the most beautiful being on earth, after Michelle Pfeiffer ( I was quite a Michelle Pfeiffer admirer). I could start hearing the Bee Gees's How Deep Is Your Love rhythm in my mind... and my body feels strong and light. I look at her again, and the feeling came again, causes my heart to beat faster, sending more and more blood into the lower part of my body. I think this was the reason I erect most of the time I saw her at school until I graduate.

I look at her name tag, which was above her right breast on her shirt. "Esther Tay", I would never forget the name. Well, I'd never forget the name, till I was in form 5, 17years old, I saw a chemical formula in my Chemistry text book, I gave it a quick memorize. The formula was CnH2n+1COOCH2n+1, which was the Ester, sounds like her name 'Esther', except without the Last name: 'Tay'. My friends and my Chemistry teacher were quite impressed with how much I know about Ester, it's characteristics, Physical and Chemical properties......

"Where are you looking?" I realize that she was talking to me, and I'm pausing in front of her, with my sight at her breasts. After apologising, I went out of my class. I stood outside of my classroom. "What's wrong with you?", that's my one of my classmate, Kaidy asking me. I just said "I'm in love".

End of Part One

What a loser I am!!! - By Jake Lee

Finally, after a year waited, that girl, which Jake had been in love since form 2 (he's taking foundation now), chat with him. When her messenger suddenly turn online (from offline), Jake think of the best way to chat with her. And they'd chatted. The current conversation that they had are as below:

Jake says: Who are you?

Esther says: lol

Esther says: who are u>?

Jake says: no name

The conversation pause for a few second, but Jake couldn't wait no more.

Jake says: Do you have a picture?

Jake says: Might help me remember you.

The conversation pause again for a few second, Jake was thinking: "should I just tell her my real name, maybe she would reply me back later." Jake had decided.

Jake says: Oh... Esther, I forgot to click-open the picture at the side of the chat room.

With that, Jake realize that he had done another terrible mistake again, which is not telling her his real name. And so he typed:

" I'm Jake, people call me Zhi Fei, do you recognize me?"

Before he press the SEND button, he noticed that something is wrong , very wrong - she's not replying. And so Jake look at the Window Live Messenger, outside the chat room, and saw the shockiest thing, SHE HAD SIGN OUT!!!